I’ll become Boko Haram
Nigeria’s toughest foe at present,
Taking away sleep from the president.
“Soon they shall be stopped” she retorted.
“So your love’s not everlasting” she concluded
For you, I am as crazy
As Nigerians are for BlackBerry
“Then you have many lovers
And I don’t want to join the fighters”
My love for you shall be like Nigeria’s budget
That flies higher every year, like a jet
“Then it will be a victim of misappropriation
And corruption”
So what must I do
To win you?
“All I want is simplicity
And availability”
Written by: Oku-ola Abiola Paul
Edited by: Kukogho Iruesiri Samson