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THE BACHELOR (poetic ramblings)

Words Rhymes & RhythmNovember 30, 2012July 16, 2017

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The Bachelor
www.facebook.com/WRRPoetry [The Bachelor]
Why should I get a wife
When I can better handle, than most women,
The pot and the knife?

Is it for mere companionship?
(That I can get from my bearded pals,
Pure, emotionless, friendship!]

Why worry at closing hours
That someone waits to nag at home
Even if I bring her flowers?
…
On nights longer than months
The cynical bachelor will realize that women
Are more than breasts and cunts!

DISCLAIMER: This is a poem meant to be a comic relief, not a personal opinion *LOL*

meet the poet: Kukogho Iruesiri Samson

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