Fighting Boko Haram would not be a crime
Dissolving cabals would not be task
If only we were all paranoiacs
We wouldn’t have gone to church
Shouting Hallelujah on Monday morning
If only we were all paranoiacs
None would store money in a gigantic edifice
Romancing each currency with rolling eyes
If only Mr. Presidents is a paranoiac
He would not smile to other presidents
While tears flow, threatening his mind
If only Mr. Governor is a paranoiac
He wouldn’t give helmet to motorcycle man
And later arrest motorcycles on the road
If only we were all paranoiacs
We would not be criminals
Having different gods of creation
If only we were all paranoiacs
We would all be patriotic
If only we were all paranoiacs
Written by: Bada Yusuf Amoo
Edited by: Kukogho Iruesiri Samson
