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 </div><p></p>I was walking with a girl from chemistry department<br>
And she said i was too fast<br>
Like a gentleman would, I reduced my acceleration<br>
Yet she said i moved with the speed of light
<p>I took off weight from my mobility<br>
So I can be rigid a bit.<br>
But I was walking so slow; and I just had to voice out<br>
Babe! We have a lot a distance to cover</p>
<p>In a jiffy, I increased my instantaneous velocity<br>
And the time of my movement became uniform<br>
But i was scared; she was screaming”I’m tired”<br>
I guess the free electrons in her can no more get to the anode</p>
<p>Then as a physicist, I made her anode positive to the cathode<br>
So electrons got to the anode, and she was rejuvenated<br>
The anode voltage now became the anode current<br>
So we moved on, until she paused to rest.</p>
<p>While at rest; I gained some potential energy<br>
And i noiced she was panting repeatedly<br>
The frequency of her voice was very high<br>
So I looked at her eyes; i noticed the molecules of water<br>
Held together by hydrogen bond, fallen down her cheek</p>
<p>Then i realised i was moving faster than I thought<br>
And I reduced my kinetic energy<br>
For her to meet up with my pace<br>
But it was obvious the electrons in her were loosing energy</p>
<p>They’ve jumped down to a lower energy level<br>
Moving towards the ground state.<br>
So I held her close with an ionic bond<br>
And we became an electrovalent compound</p>
<p>The force of attraction between us became high<br>
Because she was a full negative test charge<br>
The distance of separation between us was zero<br>
We became immune to Coulomb’s law.<br>
Happily we moved on with a uniform velocity<br>
Till we decelerated at LT 026…</p>
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